Friday, October 15, 2004

3rd debate, translated out of the original tongues

Translating the Third Debate:

"And, of course, Kerry will heal the halt and the lame with them stem cells. Can’t forget that. Oh, and raising the dead. Vitally important that the dead be raised."

"Kerry: We gotta keep the current system. If we try to change it, the whole Ponzi scheme will collapse. No, reform wouldn’t be prudent. Besides, I have a record for fiscal responsibility.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

No, seriously, folks."