Friday, September 03, 2004

Clinton heart trouble, Kerry gutted - Bill Clinton to undergo bypass surgery

Bush Opens Double-Digit Lead

So depending on your opinion on whether the Clintons truly wanted Kerry to win the election, either the Kerry implosion is stressing Clinton out, or Clinton's "sick note" escuse from campaigning for Kerry was unnecessary. Yes, the latter option is incredibly cynical, but this is Clinton we're talking about. Hillary will no doubt be unavailable too now: staying by Bill's side through his ordeal. Conspiracy theorists couldn't have asked for better timing.